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Catch a Rabbit

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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in.

They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.

After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.

They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

Top Comments

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Ruzama2875 • 22 Jul 2012, 02:54
lollollolthis made my day!!
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jazz_singh16.55K • 22 Jul 2012, 04:45
LAPD rocks they convinced the beartittertitterlollolwink
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NickMC76 • 22 Jul 2012, 07:51
Chronologically your story makes no sense. Otherwise, I see no flaws.biggrin

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VintageTorrie5122 • 22 July 2012, 20:45 Show comment
Am I reading a joke or the news? tittertittertitter
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Nekko400 • 22 July 2012, 20:20 Show comment
Ha.
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little D7504 • 22 July 2012, 19:48 Show comment
Sad but true. All three behave in this manner. Not surprising that the LAPD wins out.
Brilliant. lol
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DominicS4564 • 22 July 2012, 17:52 Show comment
lmao. Nice one! :D Thanks for sharing.
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SCARHEADS1115 • 22 July 2012, 14:37 Show comment
LMAO !!! Amen Brother ! Go tell it on the mountain !
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maximersk169.77K • 22 July 2012, 10:33 Show comment
They won't never catch me ! loltittersmile
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NickMC76 • 22 July 2012, 07:51 Show comment
Chronologically your story makes no sense. Otherwise, I see no flaws.biggrin
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jazz_singh16.55K • 22 July 2012, 04:45 Show comment
LAPD rocks they convinced the beartittertitterlollolwink
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ManyWurlds56.22K • 22 July 2012, 03:27 Show comment
I think I read this before..............
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Pick_n_Roll20.99K • 22 July 2012, 03:37 Show comment
yeah maybe, I didn't made thissmile
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