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Freedom4839 • 14 May 2012, 23:10 Show comment
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PsYcHaYoGi2596 • 07 March 2012, 19:59 Show comment
Get your arse posting on the forum thread mate :)) and why dont you make a Snotlob's Insane corner or something to post your jokes?
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PsYcHaYoGi2596 • 06 March 2012, 11:59 Show comment
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PsYcHaYoGi2596 • 29 February 2012, 10:10 Show comment
Message from John Cleese:

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Libya and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels:"Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is canceled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.

Author:
John Cleese
British writer, actor and tall person
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aSBo15.06K • 26 February 2012, 23:35 Show comment
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snotlobb340 • 27 February 2012, 19:11 Show comment
where ? ;)
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PsYcHaYoGi2596 • 29 February 2012, 10:24 Show comment
.... we all gotta stir our coffees :D
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ICM3691423 • 16 February 2012, 23:03 Show comment
Congratulations bud
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Boobsman89.68K • 16 February 2012, 14:56 Show comment
Congrats on verified status biggrin
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aSBo15.06K • 14 February 2012, 04:12 Show comment
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snotlobb340 • 15 February 2012, 13:45 Show comment
cheers m8 ltnc hows trix
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LRS23.31K • 16 January 2012, 17:04 Show comment
Hello snotlobb biggrin
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